So there is a 15% chance I might be getting a black little kitten

And I started thinking about a collar and I was like “Hm….I’m broke–wait I still have–ehhhhhhhhhh”

I got super sad cause I still have Little Cloud’s kitten collar and I remembered how tiny he was and how much I miss my first baby that we had to give away cause he was a demonic little shit when he grew up.

I feel a little less dead inside today.

HE LET HIM SAY IT!!

HE LET MY BOY CALL THAT FUCKER A SON OF A  BITCH AND I COULDN’T BE ANY HAPPIER HOLY SHIT

astrocelestial:

are the signs dumb

Aries: 100/10 dumb as shit but won’t realize it so it’s still cute

Taurus: 7/10 not as dumb as people think but still p dumb, get it together

Gemini: 5/10. dumb but smart-passing.

Cancer: 10/10 dumb u guys are a fuck number what’d you expect

Leo: you guys always give me shit for apparently hating on you but then ignoring you so you’re a -10000/10 are u fucking happy now you BULLIES

Virgo: 1/10 u’re smart but awkward as shit get it together you pimp

Libra: 3/10 dumb. U manipulate others into thinking you’re dumb but you’re not.

Scorpio: 666/10 dumb u know that stupid stereotype has to come from SOMEWHERE so

Sagittarius: 19/10. pretty dumb. you think that’s unfair? go hide your tears by joking about it

Capricorn: 0/10 too mature to be dumb, literally never known dumbness, an anti-dumb god walking on earth

Aquarius: 0/0 dumb. u’re infinitely dumb but also dumbness doesn’t exist in u. you’re an enigma. a paradox. are u happy now you stupid special snowflake

Pisces: 6/10 dumb. really smart when u don’t cry but you do all the time so u r still dumb

#virgo

I’ve never felt so fucking called out in my life

I’m somehow awake before 1 PM??? UM????