Yo ^w^

deceptkon:

hi hi!! i’m assigning u g1 powerglide for having a kind heart, but also bc of ur confidence + ability to take no shit from anyone

acidwaste:

travis knight, saying the RED FUCKING SEEKER is blitzwing: i-its not what you thi-

tf fandom: i won’t hesitate, bitch.

Uh yes, I’d like to start a petition to let Zane from Aphmau’s series to say fuck because we all know he desperately needs to yell fuck to let all his bottled up emotions out.

rnyfh:

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

I have a new office. It’s in my closet. I just need a lamp and a small fan (cause holy fuck it’s hot in there) then I’ll be set.

I’m gonna have to save up for a new laptop that isn’t a chromebook cause chromebooks can’t do shit except for online things and I’m starting up a voice acting career so I have to get recording/editing software.

TRAVIS KNIGHT BEST BE FUCKING PULLING OUR LEGS CAUSE THAT JET LOOKS NOTHING LIKE BLITZWING AND LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE STARSCREAM

WHAT THE FUCK TRAVIS

bioloyg:

bioloyg:

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

Hey reblog this with your odd scar stories cause I think it’s cute and I wanna read em

tc-99m-dealer:

cryptiboy:

jukebox-head:

bonepoem:

ryrosryhoe:

jackironsides:

pleaseexorciseme:

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

This is Mr. Jerry “uwu kids these days are so sensitive so I can’t perform on college campuses anymore” Seinfeld.

If this had been John from high school, he probably would’ve thrown hands.

You know what’s the advantage of knowing almost every vine out there?

You know which ones are fucking loud and can prepare for it

So I’m visiting my “dad” tomorrow (well today, it’s 2 AM) and I have to spend the day with him and my very Mormon “grandpa”. And as some of ya’ll now, this bitch just got her hair cut into a pixie cut and if I hide my boobs I look like a guy, aight? My “dad” has told me my whole life that I’m not allowed to cut my hair above my shoulders, but I did it anyway. He says that he likes it, but I doubt it. “Grandpa” hasn’t seen it yet, haha

My “dad” and “grandpa” say they’re supportive of me being bisexual, but my “dad” has made it apparent that he thinks it’s just a phase and I know my “grandpa” disapproves of it. They’re kinda dicks about it and make me feel bad for being bisexual. (One of them had the nerve to go. “Oh, she’s just confused’ to their friends.)

So you know what I’m gonna fucking do tomorrow?

I’m going to look as bisexual as I can. I mean like I’m gonna stereotype myself so hard that I’m gonna look fucking great.

Flannel – check. Pixie cut – check. Pride rubber wrist bands – check High tops – check. Rainbow fishnet thigh high stockings – fuck yeah, check

I’m doing this to prove a point to my “dad” and “grandpa”. I’m not “trying to offend” anyone. I’m trying to be bitchy to the oppressiveness in my life, and be myself at the same time.