gayestcryptid:

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

All cats are transformers

I don’t even know what ARG is, but I swear to the higher being I’ll fucking be pissed if someone tries to explain it. I can Google shit myself, assholes.

Yo, just let me have my damn beliefs guys, I can freak out about creepy Internet shit if I want to if it fucks around with my aura.

And partially, I was being over dramatic on purpose, like seriously, have you not met me or seen anything I post half the time?

I over exaggerate a lot, it’s my humor, it’s how I am online. My online persona, cause I’m a dead inside bitch in real life with daddy issues and a fucked up mind.

Let me have my goddamn fun and beliefs & leave me be, and I’ll leave you be, yo.

I was always taught growing up not to fuck around with that kind of stuff. Whether you choose to believe in that stuff or not, that’s fine, but there are still good and bad energies in everything (online or in real life). That’s why people get “bad vibes” from something (let’s say a white, windowless ban that says free candy) cause the energies are negative (because old dudes in those vans have bad intentions) which induce “bad vibes” or paranoia.

And sometimes it’s good to be paranoid, at least you don’t end up like every white teenager in horror movies or whatever.

almighty-hail:

ask-eclipsemtmte-stuff:

almighty-hail:

amagicalliopleurodon:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

fantashic:

drpepperphd:

surreal:

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird
“Hey peebrain -you teleport?”
“Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today
they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts
but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot
this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot
all of the links?? aren’t porn links
mysterious bit.ly links to this site:
https://max2019.neocities.org/
if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to
> /seraphim.html
if you click it again
> /cherubim.html
again
> /thrones.html
…which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back

Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.

But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:

And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:

When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:

The last eye was apparently clickable which took me to /secondsphere/powers.html which looked like this:

the text on it reads:
“H.U.R.L

Hierarchy of Uniform Resource Locators”

??????????

So /dominions.html just changed to this:

and /powers.html changed to:

BUT since making this update, the file for the image is no longer there! So it looks like:

Clicking on the (now missing) picture, it takes you to /secondsphere/light1.html which looks like:

Clicking that takes you to /secondsphere/light2.html, whick looks like how /powers.html looks:

Clicking that takes you back to /secondsphere/light1.html, which has JUST NOW gotten worse:

/secondsphere/light2.html now has the same image as 

/secondsphere/light1.html but it now takes you to /secondsphere/light3.html which looks like:

which takes you to /secondsphere/virtues.html which is currently blank.

/secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like:

Clicking on the image currently takes you to /thirdsphere/principalities.html which looks like:

The text reads

“Struggle with thy doubts!
Cast them aside!
Forsake not thy faith!
Sickness will not take thee!”

and the image is a gif titled wrestling

the next page is titled /archangels.html; currently blank

okay this site is going to be constantly updating for a bit, so i’ll wait like a day or so and report back on this.

It hasn’t updated in a bit, so I’m going to run down what’s recently happened

First, /secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like this:

/thirdsphere/archangels.html is now an actual page, with another gif:

This gif is named source. Here is the full thing:

Clicking on this sends you to /thirdsphere/angels.html with a missing file:

Looking at the page source we find that the missing image is a gif called guardian. I’m not able to download it, but here’s a link to it, so you can view it yourself (X) What’s odd is that the title of the tab, up to this point, has just been the url of the website, but this one is “found you”

Also, major shout out to @coffinrise for found out that the gif, source, keeps cutting away to this image:

Also also, some people have asked me if the little graphical glitch in 

/secondsphere/virtues.html could contain some sort of information. I have thought that as well, but wouldn’t know the first thing about testing it out. I’ll do some research on it, but if you have any ideas please let me know!

Apparently a lot of shit has gone down since I left for dinner! So, I’m just going to post what has updated, then soon after I’ll post the research for it. Alright. Let’s begin.

/secondsphere/virtues.html now looks like this for me:

But @dimensionaldemon sent me a screenshot of /secondsphere/virtues.html, where it looked like this for them:

The reason for this is unknown, but, (as @venhediss pointed out to me) it could have something to do with the cookies we have on the site. I’ll look further into it soon.

Everything else is the same, until we get to /thirdsphere/angels.html where “I will; be thou clean” is now a hyperlink that takes you to the blog of @lovely5500; this is what it looks like:

Her about page is this:

and this is the full gif on that page:

If you click on the button labled “:3″ you are sent to this live stream (X) of a bunch of kittens (which is real cute ngl)

Here are some better pics of the blog:

If we look at the archive of the blog we can see they only made a few posts last December, then recently started becoming active again:

Also. While reviewing this, /thirdsphere/angels.html changed for me so it no longer has any link or gif on it:

Why this happened is beyond me, but I’m going to clear out my cookies and see if that fixes it.

That’s it for the general updates. Next I’m going to compile all the research that’s been done so far. And thank you so much to everybody that’s been messaging me trying to help! Even if you sent me something I already knew I really do appreciate the thought and the willingness to help from all of you!

What is this horror game bullshit on my dash

This, my friends, is a creepypasta in live motion.

Yo you literally found fucking hell and it exists on the internet.

You seriously need to write this shit down on paper before someone or something deletes this thread. That’s some creepypasta shit.

My family and I can feel strong energies in anything and this screams bad energy.

Write this shit down, delete the OP, clean your cookies, don’t fuck with spirits or an Ouija board unless you want to get fucked by Satan himself.

Seriously though it’s just an internet creepypasta. Feeling paranoia and anxiety from a post doesn’t mean it has “bad energy” and you shouldn’t confuse the two.

Relax.

Well I come from a spiritual family, it’s just apart of our beliefs in my house hold. I was always taught growing up not to fuck around with that kind of stuff. Whether you choose to believe in that stuff or not, that’s fine, but there are still good and bad energies in everything. That’s why people get “bad vibes” from something (let’s say a white, windowless ban that says free candy) cause the energies are negative (because old dudes in those vans have bad intentions) which induce “bad vibes”.

Either if you believe it or not, I would still not fuck around with that kind of stuff.