Update

robb-the-reaver:

lethal-cuddles:

osakasshitpit:

eevee-nicks:

zizibutik:

zizibutik:

quasahi:

eevee-nicks:

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy 😦 Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

excuse me what

UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES

Blogging about my aquarium is fun

What the FUCK
I really thought this was about shitty fanfics

oh god i haven’t laughed this hard in ages

needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves:

im-the-batmann:

shadows-ember:

reperspectivity:

michuno:

amberhamster:

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Source?

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

Im a ghost and a bitch

thatswhyhesprime:

Okay. But. Imagine.

Drift with retractable fangs. Like Toothless! He keeps them transformed back most of the time so his dentae are “Autobot-smooth”, but when he needs them? In battle or somewhere else he just. Snick. Out they come.

Bonus: (probably unwanted Dratchet headcannon but you’re getting it anyway)
Ratchet has a secret fang kink and one night during interface or something Drift’s fangs come out and Ratchet is shook but in a good way and now whenever Drift wants Ratchet to do something for him, the fangs come out.

Okay so, I’m gonna be really on and off a lot for a while
Some drama shit at home really picked up and now CPS is involved and family members are being pitted against each other and now I might have to go stay with my aunt for a while.