yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

acoolguy:

spleenyo:

acoolguy:

instead of snow miser and heat miser: soup miser and milk miser

So you’re implying that somehow heat and soup are in a way diametrically opposed?

you eat hot soup and cold milk? 😂😂😂 L

i’m mister white christmas

i’m mister milk

i’m mister pasteurized

i’m mister smooth as silk

they call me milk miser

whatever i clutch

lactates due to my touch

i’m too much

The parody we didn’t know we needed