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Mmm yes I love me a good FransTromers

Oh my god.

Only at your local fucking dollar store.

*slaps roof of a car*

You could buy 10 of these bad boys for only 10 dollars. No more, no less, no fucking tax.

But… but its marked for 2–

*slaps roof of a car harder*

ONE DOLLAR FUCKING EACH. BUY FUCKING 10 FRANSTROMER FUCKING 10 DOLLARS. DEAL OR NO DEAL–

DE A L

Ah yes. Franny is good name

IT STRONG AND POWERFUL LIKE MOTHER RUSSIA WHERE ALL FRANSTROMER COME FROM.

ALL FRANSTROMER ARE MADE LOVINGLY WITH RUSSIA WATER CALLED VODKA