Mmm yes I love me a good FransTromers
Oh my god.
Only at your local fucking dollar store.
*slaps roof of a car*
You could buy 10 of these bad boys for only 10 dollars. No more, no less, no fucking tax.
But… but its marked for 2–
*slaps roof of a car harder*
ONE DOLLAR FUCKING EACH. BUY FUCKING 10 FRANSTROMER FUCKING 10 DOLLARS. DEAL OR NO DEAL–
DE A L
Ah yes. Franny is good name
IT STRONG AND POWERFUL LIKE MOTHER RUSSIA WHERE ALL FRANSTROMER COME FROM.
ALL FRANSTROMER ARE MADE LOVINGLY WITH RUSSIA WATER CALLED VODKA
PRAISE MOTHER RUSSIA FOR THE EVER BEAUTIFUL F R A N S T R O M E R S
WHO ELSE COULD COME UP WITH SUCH A WONDERFUL ORIGIANL IDEA?
CAR ROBOTS? GENIUS!
VERY GENIUS!
THESE FRANSTROMERS MUST’VE BEEN MADE BY THE GLORIOUS PERSON WHO MADE THIS
W H O L Y SH I T
Is Beautiful
V E R Y
THESE BEST FRANSTROMERS
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