This is legitimately what Sakurai said before killing off 99% of the Smash Bros Ultimate cast.
Yo, I don’t even know what’s going on in the SBU group right now but are you guys okay???
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT????? IS THIS EVEN LEGAL????
WELL NEVER THE FUCK MIND THEN I WAS ALMOST FUCKING DONE WITH MY LONG ASS FUCKING DRABLLE AND THEN MY LAPTOP DECIDES TO SHUT OFF AND I WAS A DUMBASS AND DIDN’T TYPE IT OUT ON GOOGLE DOCS SO IT DIDN’T FUCKING SAVE OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO FUCKING DONE I AM NOT WRITING THAT SHIT OUT AGAIN OJA’GOHDKPdknglafm dfkdmlN
I’m sad cause I just found out I have an egg intolerance which means I can’t have french toast or scrambled eggs or BK crossant-wiches as much any more T^T What the fuck body? Why ya gotta do my dirty like this?
This chart is for disaster individuals and disaster individuals alone, if you do your laundry in a timely manner and can easily talk to waiters don’t interact
This little shit has two nice beds
yet he still chooses to lay in the fucking Samsung box
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