This little shit has two nice beds

yet he still chooses to lay in the fucking Samsung box

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This little shit has two nice beds

yet he still chooses to lay in the fucking Samsung box

I dunno how the fuck you keep getting in my room, but you lucky you’re fucking cute and it’s too fucking early to consider my allergies.
OMFG SO I WAS JUMPING TO TRY TO GET MY PANTS TO FIT AND I WAS GOING “SO WE GO UP UP – DO THE JUMP! MOVE AROUND AND CLAP YOUR HANDS TOGETHER” QUIETLY WHILE GIGGLING TO MYSELF, WHICH THAT IS A LINE FROM THE ENDING SONG IN LAZY DOWN AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GOES “WHAT IS THAT FROM?” AND I GASP AND I COULD NOT BELIEVE HE DIDN’T REMEMBER /OUR/ SHOW AND I CALL HIM OUT ON HIM AND HE GOES “I WASN’T AROUND IN YOUR TIME!”
HE’S 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
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