[Intro]
HEY KIDS!
WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW’S IMAGINARY FUN
LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR
FOR KIDS!

[Verse 1]

[Rodimus]

HELLO KIDS. I’M THE COLOR RED AND I
BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THEM
THEY’RE THE COLORS OF ALL THE THINGS
YOU SEE AND RED IS ME, THE COLOR OF
AWESOME THINGS LIKE: HEARTS, AND ROSES
AND MARS
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LOVE
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE

[Tarn (at the same time)]
BLOOD, BLOOD,BLOOD
BLOOD, BLOOD

[Everyone]
HOORAY!

[Verse 2]

[Rung]
HI. I’M ORANGE LIKE
MAC AND CHEESE. LET’S NAME OTHER ORANGE
THINGS NOW IF YOU PLEASE. YOU GOT
PUMPKINS AND TIGERS, AND THE DESERT SAND

[Tarn]
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES

[Rung]

MONARCH BUTTERFLIES

[Tarn (at the same time)]
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES

[Rung]
ARE YOUR ORANGE FRIENDS
LA LA LA LA LA LA, CHEESE!

[Tarn (at the same time)]
PILLS!

[Rung]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[Tarn]
WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO

[Verse 3]

[Chromedome]
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS
[Tarn (at the same time)]
JAUNDICE!

[Chromedome]
YELLOW’S PRETTY FUN!
YOU CAN FIND IT ON A BUS
OR THE RAYS FROM THE SUN!
IF YOU ASK ME
[Tarn (at the same time)]
JAUNDICE!

[Chromedome]
YELLOW’S NUMBER ONE

[Tarn (at the same time)]
LIVER FAILURE

[Chromedome]
IF YOU LIKE YELLOW AND SOUR

[Tarn (at the same time)]
JAUNDICE

[Chromedome]
THEN TRY A LEMON

[Everyone]
JAUNDICE!

[Chromedome]
JAUNDICE! DANG IT!

[Verse 4]

[Whirl]
I ONCE ATE A BUG THAT WAS THE COLOR GREEN
BUT THE ER SAID IT WAS A POISONOUS THING
SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY I THREW UP GREEN AND
INSIDE THAT GREEN THERE WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN
I BET YOU WISH YOU HADN’T LISTENED TO GREEN

[Everyone]
HOORAY!

[Drift]
WHY DIDN’T YOU CHANGE THAT ONE?

[Tarn]
I LIKE THAT VERSE

[Verse 5]

[Drift]
THE OCEAN IS A PLACE WHERE MANY CREATURES LIVE

[Tarn (at the same time)]
NIGHTMARES

[Drift]
IT’S THE DEEP BLUE SEA
[Tarn (at the same time)]
AND IT’LL KILL YOU TO DEATH

[Drift]
AND IT’S MYSTERIOUS…

[Tarn (at the same time)]
ESPECIALLY IF
YOU ARE ON TITANIC. SO LET THAT
SINK IN. PUN INTENDED

[Everyone]
HOORAY!

[Verse 6]

[Cyclonus]
DON’T BLOW THIS FOR US MAN! COME ON!
PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF MANY PRETTY
THINGS FROM A LILAC-

(Tarn tases Cyclonus)

[Drift]
*Screams* DUDE!

[Whirl]
*Screams* HOORAY!

[Verse 7]

[Swerve]
I GUESS IT’S MY TURN
THERE ARE BROWN THINGS LIKE DIRT
I, UH… CAN’T REMEMBER THE WORDS
PLEASE DON’T HURT… ME

(Tarn tases Swerve)

*Screams*

[Everybody]
HOORAY

[Verse 8]

[Ratchet]
WHITE THINGS INCLUDE-

[Tarn]
ALL BROKEN BONES

[Ratchet]
AND DOVES AND PAPER AND-

[Tarn (at the same time)]
AND RABIES’ FOAM

[Ratchet]
THERE’S IVORY-

[Tarn (at the same time)]
WORTH A LOT OF MONEY IF YOU
WANT TO BUY SOME THEN EMAIL
ME

[Whirl]
HOORAY! HOORAY!

[Verse 9]

[Tarn]
BLACK IS THE
COLOR OF EMPTINESS. I FEEL IT IN MY
SOUL CAUSE I’M AN EMOTIONAL MESS–

[Cyclonus]
AHHH! AHH! *jumps on Black*
TAKE CARE OF THE BODY! SHOVE HIM UP A KID’S
NOSE OR SOMETHING. 

[Everyone]
BACK TO NORMAL!