In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them
Recently, my friend Jamie got banned from the local aquarium during a field trip for science class. Why? Because the whole way to the aquarium he was claiming how he was gonna punch a sting ray and our friends kept saying he wouldn’t do it. Boy they were wrong. He just stared at them and waited one for pass by before his fist shot out and connected with it. Not sure if it lived or not. Why did he do this you may ask?
Well Steve Irwin still has fucking shooters, that’s why. Or at least that was his reason for it. He claims he regrets nothing
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