tane-p:

goldenmeme:

catsuggest:

lord-kitschener:

instructionsfordancing:

artaeum:

lord-kitschener:

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!

My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.

Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it. 

I had no idea about how some cats are social eaters! It makes perfect sense now, since I moved my cat’s food and water bowls into my room cause he was sick and I wanted to keep an eye on him he’s been finishing his food, even the crumbs, even the bits outside of the little empty space in the middle! Before that he hasn’t been much of an eater, only eating what he absolutely needs and being a relatively skinny cat, when he got sick and started losing weight we got super worried. Now he’s much happier and calmer and doesn’t bite my ankles for me to go and look at him eat in the kitchen in the middle of the night which is nice. 

I’ll be sitting at the dining table writing a story and my cat from either the living room not even 6 feet away or from the kitchen which isn’t even 3 feet away, will meow at top of his lungs (he has a whisper meow, so you barely hear him 99.99% of the time), looking for me and begging for attention and skritches.