Aww poor baby misses Papa Bear. Don’t worry Godzilla, he’ll be home soon!
Tag: godzilla the cat
This little shit has two nice beds

yet he still chooses to lay in the fucking Samsung box

I dunno how the fuck you keep getting in my room, but you lucky you’re fucking cute and it’s too fucking early to consider my allergies.
me, awake for 16 hours: Hey, man.
my dog: *just trying to sleep*
me, lying right beside her on the floor: Tired? Me too.

This weirdo [Godzilla] has been sitting in the tub for the past hour. The water isn’t even running.
Why
Why are you like this

My cat is an attention ho and just had to lay on my chest while I played Temple Run
Ignore my ugly ass face. It was 9 AM when I took this. I swear I look a lot better when I actually do make up and my hair.
Pic 1: Hey there, I see you have some Lucky Charms there. With some milk.
Pic 2: Lemme just stretch to get your attention
Pic 3: Why are you laughing and taking pictures of me?
Pic 4: Oooh I see your done with your cereal. May I finish your milk?
Pic 5: Lemme move over here so I don’t seem to suspicous
Pic 6: I think I see something in your milk, I’ll have to investigate
Pic 7: Hmm yes there certainly something in here, let me taste it
Pic 8: Tastes like milk. I’ll have to confiscate this
Pic 9: How dare you move your bowl into the kitchen. I’ll just taste it when your back is turned while you open the dishwasher.
Pic 10: How could you pour the milk down the drain? I shall follow you up to your room, and meow at your door until you give me milk, human!
Photo set of my cat, Godzilla during and after I was eating my cereal. At first he hopped up unto the other side of the table before slowly inching his way over to me until he was laying on my arm. And he’d stare at the milk in my cereal bowl until he moved his way to my other side and leaned his face into the bowl before I got up to dump my milk and put my bowl in the dishwasher. He got a few lapfulls of milk before I dumped it before going upstairs to my room, and he followed me, and meowed at my door for a good 5 minutes before leaving to do this own thing downstairs.
Sing me the song of your people SOUP!
meow!
Sing me the song of your friends SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song for the good times SOUP!
meow!
Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP!
meeeeoooow!Is…is this cat’s name soup?
His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.
We call him “Soup” for short.
All hail Soupy Bonjour.
I can’t get over the name. It’s fucking genius.
My stepdad named his cat Godzilla, and he literally does nothing but nap. Sometimes he does weird shit. He has no in between.













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