FUCK – Eclipse's Transformers Headcannons

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

do you ever go to a restaurant hold up your fork and think “wow, this fork has been in so many mouths”

also, if you eat there often do you ever wonder if the same fork has been in your mouth before? ever wonder if it remembers you?

FISH PLEASE

mushroom-just-one:

raejin99:

chanel-boots:

blastingradio:

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

I can’t tell what that tiny speck is but I’m 100% sure it’s lucky luciano

criminarchy:

I’m smad.

decepticandor:

Not to be judgy, but who runs like this?

acciowine:

braucher:

Alexa, release my inhibitions

How Does This Colour Make You Feel?

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

bisexualjeanhavoc:

what your favourite homunculus says about you:

Pride: you probably had an emo phase. you might have never left it

Wrath: you have sophisticated taste. you probably know how to do your taxes.

Envy: you like to start fandom drama.

Gluttony: you like vore

Lust: you’re gay. ‘03 was probably your introduction to fma.

Sloth: you either have a muscle fetish or you stan the briggs crew.

Greed: you’re triple gay and probably have a thing for sharp teeth

Tag yourself, cowards

asimplecabbage:

The world’s saddest story told in only 5 words

“Oh my God, Roachie despawned”

Woke up having a random ass panic attack at 5 AM. Can’t tell if it’s cause I’m stressed about starting a new school in a few mere hours or if it’s because of all the horror let’s plays I’ve been watching. Currently watching @therealjacksepticeye‘s prop-hunt videos to calm down, it’s staring to work. Trying to get some PMA (#Positive Mental Attitude) going but I’m really strugglin’ right now. My mom is gonna kick my ass (not literally but) if she comes in to see I’m awake but I don’t even wanna try to get back to sleep cause my anxiety is wigging. I’m in a goddamn anxiety loop. Anyone know good ways to calm down quickly?