So, in response to my ‘remind me to not sit on my couch post’
I have three curious anons

Well you see

Would YOU want to sit on a couch that you heard your parents having sex on while your druggie uncle is passed out in their room in the basement???

DID I MENTION WE HAVE VERY THIN WALLS???

So yes, this is why I’m never sitting on the fucking couch for as long as we own it. I’ll sit on the fucking floor or the chair.