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kazoo-goddess:

Requested by @singing-robot! Original post by @angel-baez.

I saw the title and went “Oh no…please no…..please…..”

Thankfully you really can’t hear megalovania

You know what my favorite come back is?

Whenever a guy points out I can’t do something and I go “I can’t (do) ____ but I can fuck your bitch, you dickless asswipe” 

The shock on their faces is fucking priceless

I finally redesigned Eclipse. She doesn’t have a head yet cause I don’t know how to make heads or faces and I kept getting angry, so yeah

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Here is her body and finials, which is on the sides of her helm.

The body is a base by Beta-Type-Jakuri on Deviantart. I free handed the finials and the wings on the body.

have you guys ever noticed how pretty the bi flag is???

hallo-i-am-a-potato:

portmanteau-bot:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

socialistexan:

ssansy:

jonlovett:

formerfundie:

how-late-am-i:

Like, look at it

It looks like a sunset

just

#the sky is bi confirmed

You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.

the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s

I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.

When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.

“Racial realist”

racial + realist = racist.


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Omfg portmanteau-bot is a fucking savage and it isn’t even alive