On our way to work with our mom, we started talking about how Toys ‘R’ Us closed and my little brother (a pokemon nerd) made the pain of my childhood store closing even worse while amusing me at the same time.

Even my Facebook wants me to make friends what the fuck

mythical-bxtch:

doodlemeimpressed:

dimini:

upbeathatt:

notrichietozier:

oppa-homeless-style:

feazelbal:

hairpoofs:

queenieeegoldstein:

press f to pay respects

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual

This is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

corgicupcake:

מצאתי גור של קרש גיהוץ בסביבתו הטבעית

How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

fleshosphere:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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venusiangf:

@suntideripshine

atinyqueersystem:

nikaalexandra:

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

He can’t pass through the gay

vmohlere:

feynites:

Tip:

When it comes to stuff like racism, sexism, homophobia, etc, I’ve found it’s usually way better to think to yourself ‘I don’t want to be’ than ‘I’m not’.

I.e. if someone goes ‘that thing you just did is ableist’, instead of going ‘I’m not ableist, I don’t hate disabled people!’ it’s usually a lot better to go ‘I don’t want to be ableist, I should rethink what I’m doing/saying/etc in light of that fact’. Because that shifts your thinking so rather than jumping straight into denial and attempts to defend your character, you’re instead more inclined to look at how your actions could be misrepresenting your intentions. Or whether you’ve overlooked something, been callous, or acted in ignorance.

Good thinkin

Exactly. It’s why I either stay out of a situation or I say ‘I’m not trying to be ___, I just don’t know how to properly word myself or I don’t fully understand the concept but this is what I want to say/this is my opinion.”

I’m still new to being social and I’m trying my best to make everyone happy (that deserves it)

Weirdest/funniest things I’ve heard Ashlie say while playing Dead by Daylight with Mithzan, Pookie and Ross.

‘Okay Ross I’m suckin your fingies first, where you at?”
“C’mon bud, let’s go get you ready for the fingage”
“Hey who wants to see some fingage gettin’ sucked?”
“ROSS YOU’RE GETTIN YOUR FINGIES SUCKED I SWEAR”
“Are you KFC? Are you finger lickin’ good” “PFt no BUT THAT’S WHAT ROSS WAS”
“It was either keep him alive or suck his fingers”
*throws potion* “KOBE!!”
“I can’t, I have to hook him first. So I’ll stuff you now”
“No? So you want your fingers sucked.”
“Alright let’s get you stuffed and ready.”
“OOOH NOW YOU’RE GETTIN YOU FINGIES SUCKED MAX! NOW YOU GETTIN THEM SUCKED!”
“MAAAAAXXX MAAAAAXXX COME GET YOUR FINGIES SUCKED!”
“YOU STUFFED, YOU READY!”
“But I wanted your fingies saved for laaaaast :(”