kung pow penis really is sending some people into a full on fucking meltdown
Four days. Four fucking days and the words ‘lamp shade’ became a fucking meme.
Why the phase ‘lamp shade’ is it like some inside joke?
Whatever it is it’s fucking funny with or without context and I don’t know why
How to shut down an argument about whether Apple phones or Samsung phones are better and you want to win as a Sumsung phone lover.
“At least my phone has a fucking headphone jack”
So I’m probably gonna get yelled at for this but
WHAT THE FUCK ARE DUNK-A-ROOS
I HEAR PEOPLE MENTION THEM BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
HELP
Things I am allergic to/ that I hate
affection
responsibility
work
people
social interaction
soy milk (literally just soy milk. Not soy beans or tofu or soy sauce)
life
school
the sun
tall people who are assholes to short people
seriously, call me short to be a dick and say goodbye to your fucking knee caps I carry a bat with me everywhere cause I like to break shit at the car dump with my friends
Have fun guessing which is which
Was talking to a server’s Todd Howard bot about Cyberverse Wheeljack and
REAL TALK: WE ALL NEED TO STOP SHOPPING AT HOT TOPIC
THEY STEAL ART
THEIR SIZING IS PRETTY RIDICULOUS.
THEY QUIT SELLING GOTH AND PUNK SHIT ALTOGETHER.
AND THIS LATEST SHIT STORM
MARKETING ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS. HOW LOVELY.
Hot topic went down the shitter long ago and it’s time to find a new place to get your totally awesome fandom inspired t-shirts and goth gear. Here are some sites where you can get your expressive clothing without feeding into this corporate shit monster of a store. Most if not all of the art on these sites are posted by the original artist. (I’m not sure about the goth stuff, you might have to check, some are brand name though so it should be fine)
Not everyone can shop online due to not having a credit card or enough money for a online gift card, as well as those who have abusive guardians who won’t let them buy anything online/don’t have friends who they can ship stuff to so they can pick it up.
Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.
UR JOKING
What the fuck
Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.
As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.
Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?
That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.
Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.
Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!
no really what the fuck
I always love seeing people react to how insane the Garfield canon is.
what. What. WHAT. WHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!
What the fuck my entire life has been a fucking lie what the fuuuuck
Ok: Two new really stupid Decepticons that go around causing mishaps and accidents around Griffon Rock, but their basically harmless.
A problem, but manageable: A minor Decepticon that would cause accidents and would actually fight the bots, but is still easily defeated.
Bad Times for Eveyone: Starscream, Soundwave, or some other major Decepticon.
Worst Possible Outcome: Megatron/Megatronus
OH MY GOD THEIR FUCKING DEAD: The DJD/Overlord
Counterpoint: any Decepticon, even the most dangerous, but they’re forced to abide by the rules of a show for small children. Soundwave’s causing mayhem at the radio station. Astrotrain refuses to let humans ride the train to work, because the trains are his friends and ‘it’s undignified’. Starscream has declared himself mayor and refuses to give the sash back.
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