Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
I think my favorite thing about tonight’s book club meeting was that we were supposed to be summarizing The Westing Game but we ended up playing hangman and I made a new gay friend who knows the Wumbo quote by heart. I found out they’re all transformers nerds in some way then we all played nighttime hide and go seek transformers edition (it was larping pretty much( and some girl and her girlfriend were Megatron and Optimus and I think they started making out in a bush while hiding.
Update on Wumbo Boy/Tyler, he’s transferred into my geography class and sits behind me and every now and then he’ll kick my chair and lean forward just to whisper ‘Wumbo’ to me or some meme and we’ll start giggling and our teacher just gave up on trying to stop us cause we’ll just sign memes to each other from across the class if she tries to move us cause we both take ASL.
if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
oh my god this is amazing
I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!
make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.
November/December, Happy Holidays
Literally everyone in my writing club: GUYS NANOWRIMO STARTS TODAY GET YOUR ASSES READY
Me: ….Yeah um, I’m not subjecting myself to that kind of tourture, I can barely type 700 words without wanting to die, I am not writing 50,000 fucking words.
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