criminarchy:

criminarchy:

criminarchy:

criminarchy:

I can’t. Stop thinking about cured!sparkeater Perceptor where he’s as functioning as a normal healthy mech but he’s, like, still a sparkeater.

Perceptor: [peeks into the medibay] Heeeeey, Ratchet. How ar-

Ratchet: I’m not letting you use the morgue as a snack booth, Perceptor.

Perceptor: okay. alright.

Perceptor’s giving some presentation and right in the middle of it he has to pause, excuse himself, vomit acid all over the floor, and then he just resumes as if nothing happened.

Perceptor: before, I used to have to pause from my work in order to strangle Brainstorm for being a Little Shit, but now I can do so AND continue working at the same time, thanks to my Sparkeater Tentacles™

Here’s a concept: 

Perceptor/Brainstorm tentacle porn w/ Percy’s Sparkeater Tentacles™

I might get shit for this but it needs to be said

Okay, let me start this off with: Kudos for you for being brave and making an OC

But for fucks sake, please make your OC relevant to the fandom it’s in and look up at a mary sue/gary stu is.

I literally can’t even with some people’s OC

Like self insert is okay, I do it too, but only to an extent. Don’t make your OC the ‘main character’ insert unless you’re writing non-cannon fanfiction.

And don’t make them all-powerful/don’t god-mod. 

Like in every video game, you only have so many skill points

and if you use them all on one skill, you’re a dumbfuck in all other areas, so choose your skills wisely.

Cannon/OC is okay in my book (again, I do it too) but don’t go overboard. The cannon character can’t be automatically attracted to your character and ya’ll are like every other couple, you have fights and disagreements. Ya’ll are two different people

Overall, don’t be a mary sue/gary stu prick that thinks they’re better than everyone in the fandom.

Where is the ‘This is sad, Alexa play Despacito’ thing come from

(It makes me want to get the demon speaker just so I can do this every time someone drops a slice of pizza at dinner cause it happens more than you think it does)