“you were really drunk last night and that creepy guy wouldn’t take a hint and give up even though you clearly weren’t interested, you passed out before you could call someone to pick you up and i couldn’t find your contact info so that’s why you woke up on my couch, hi” au
“i moved in the apartment next door and you brought baked goods to welcome me, i didn’t have the heart to tell you that they were terrible and now you think that i loved them and make some for me every other weekend” au
“i was on my way back from the library at 3am and saw you sleeping on a bench” au
“you’ve rented this movie at least 7 times now, you’re cute but i seriously worry about your taste in films” au
“you happened to be walking by while i was playing a contact sport and i accidentally tackled you and holy shit did i break your nose?!” au
“you died, but now you’re suddenly alive?? also why are you acting like you’ve never met me?” (character A dies in one universe and character B is unknowingly transported to one where they’re still alive but have never met) AU au
“our friends set us up on a blind date and even though we work/have class together we’ve never actually talked” au
“my friend convinced me to go camping in the woods and i thought you were a bear because of all the nose you were making but you’re actually just really lost” au
Person A: I am death! I am destruction! Fear me!
Person B: You are literally the youngest in the group. Your voice is still cracking.
Person A: Fear me, fool!
Person C: You should listen to her/him. I know for a fact that this one can bite off a mans hand with no hesitation. I’ve seen it happen, and let me tell you. It’s terrifying knowing that this tiny raisin can easily kill a man.
“I had to get new bedding because I couldn’t lay in it without you there.”
“It was never your fault.”
“I never wanted things to end.”
“Our song came on and I needed to talk to you after hearing it.”
“You’re still in my dreams.”
“Did you move on?”
“I’ve tried to move on, but no one is you.”
“The song was about you.”
“Do I look like I’ve moved on?”
“I shouldn’t want the elevator to stall, but at least it would keep you here.”
“I’ll wait at our restaurant ‘til closing time. If you don’t go then I’ll stop trying.”
“No one will suit you like I did.”
“He/She didn’t answer any of the calls or texts.”
“Did he/she say anything about me?”
“If this is the last time I see you, know I love you more than anything.”
“My parents asked about you.”
“How am I supposed to let go?”
“He/She posted a picture with another guy/girl on Instagram.”
“I need to go fix what I had with him/her.”
“It’s been months, but it’s still you.”
“Give me another chance.”
“All the memories replay in my head so often.”
“Do you ever think of me?”
“I was lying… I knew you’d be at this party, that’s why I came.”
“So you’re seeing someone new?”
“I’d give up so much to have another chance.”
“What happened to us?”
“I don’t remember a fight, or a reason, so what happened? Why did we break up?”
“My friends keep telling me to get over you.”
“My friends kept telling me to fix things with you.”
“I didn’t know you’d be here… He must’ve set this up. Us meeting again.”
“You’re still as beautiful as I remember.”
“Can I buy you a coffee? For old time’s sake.”
“You always were a bit clumsy… How about I help you get home?”
“I’m just trying to find reasons to keep us talking, honestly.”
“I miss you.”
“I didn’t want it to end, but I thought you’d be better off.”
“I haven’t gone to that diner since we broke up.”
“I found way too many break up playlists since it all ended…”
“Hey… I can’t believe you actually answered.”
“H-How have you been?”
“You sent so many drunk texts… I had to come over and make sure you were okay.”
“It was all my fault. Every piece of it. Why do you blame yourself?”
“Apparently you left this sweater at my place all that time ago… I could’ve got a friend to give it to you, I guess, but… I don’t know. I just came without thinking.”
“We were so good.”
“No! I-… I’m… I’m not dating him/her. I can’t. It wouldn’t be fair.”
Person A is sitting in the bus when suddenly a child sits down right next to them
The child immediately begins to ask thousands of questions, which A of course politely (maybe a bit annoyed tho) answers
At some point the kid says:
“You know you look exactly like that one celebrity/character”
“Is this a good or a bad thing ?”…
“Oh a good thing! my (single ) parent loves and wants to marry them one day!!”
Suddenly someone screams the kids name and rushes to them asking if everything fine, not really looking at A until the kid reassures everything is alright.
When B finally stands up again and looks at A they, freeze in shock,
A says smirking “ your kid is great. But I heard you want to marry someone like me ?”
(You can decide if they’re the actual celebrity or just a look a like )
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