OH SWEET JESUS I WAS SO DUMB AND BLIND THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING—
This is like the most obvious shit I feel like I’ve just ascended or something. How the fuck did nobody realise any of this?… HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS I AM DONE
“stop drawing porn of a gorilla fucking a hamster because the hamster might be underage” is the single funniest microcosm of the state of discourse on this website i’ve ever seen and i’m not gonna get over it anytime soon
IS IT BAD THAT I KNOW WHAT GORILLA AND HAMSTER THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT
I’m so fucking hyped. I might be working here at Zurchers with my Ma after my birthday in September. Finally getting a job.
PAPI NO! ¿POR QUÉ PAPI? CÓMO PUDISTE HACERME ESTO A MÍ ?! ¡PAPI!
*FURIOUS SIGNING IN ASL*
*SCREAMING*
*GROSS SOBBING*
Some shit just happened this morning so I have to go to work with Ma. I might have to go to my Granny’s house. I’ll probably still be on all day but I’ll be a little out of it.
Balled up and told Ma that I want to cut my hair. She was less than please but not mad. Told me to wait when we have money to go to a salon. Some of my hair is salvageable and there are some cute curly pixie cuts I could try that I love
I’m probably gonna cut it when my mom is at work in the morning, if I want to. Thank you for that idea! I’m gonna try it. I’m really conflicted about this and I really needed something to make sure I REALLY wanna do this.
I’m legit crying over my hair
It may be curly as fuck but I love it
If you buzz it to like, fuzz, how long will it take for hair to grow back
I mean it grows really fuckin fast so maybe like two and a half years maybe???
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