captain-dussak:

ageofsailsuggestions:

add something more to this wonderful year

Anyone outside of the Transformers fandom is seriously not gonna understand this

trebletwenty:

I hope Perceptor eats Getaway

He’s not even a sparkeater, they cure them all but he just eats Getaway anyway

Every post of this I’ve seen has said something about vore

I really don’t like vore but someone this would be pretty satisfying????

conjunxs:

conjunxs:

hey remember when rung suspected minimus ambus of being ultra magnus so he went out of his way to piss him off as much as possible to prove it

minimus: i dont know you people

rung, putting on an autobrand at an angle and shaking energon sticks on the ground: ah, bitch? you were saying? you were saying, bitch?

Rung is a fucking icon

Me @ my future kid: Do you want a brother or a sister?
Future kid: A puppy
Me: A puppy?
Future kid: Yeah!
Me: *looks at future spouse* Well gee babe…I dunno if we can afford another kid but…we sure can afford a puppy
Future spuce: Ky no-
Me: KY YES

charlesoberonn:

tredlocity:

you: oh noooo

them: nooo 😦

you: thats so saddd

them: I KNOWWW

you: oh nooo why are we doing this

them: i dont knowwww

Alternatively:

Them: That’s so sad

Me: I know

Them: Now hurt them more

Me: I will

Them: Amazing

Alternatively:

Them: This is so sad

Me: I know.

Them: *looks over at their shelf* aLeXa!!!

Alexa: *lights up*

Them: PLAY DESPACITO

Not gonna lie, I’m a little extra dead inside right now.

I closed my beloved Wattpad account cause literally only two people talk to me anymore and I’ve lost all my will to do what I love, which is writing.

What makes it sadder is that only those last two people are the only people who are probably gonna miss me and realizing that feels like getting punched in the throat.