plotting sad stories with your friend

charlesoberonn:

tredlocity:

you: oh noooo

them: nooo 😦

you: thats so saddd

them: I KNOWWW

you: oh nooo why are we doing this

them: i dont knowwww

Alternatively:

Them: That’s so sad

Me: I know

Them: Now hurt them more

Me: I will

Them: Amazing

Alternatively:

Them: This is so sad

Me: I know.

Them: *looks over at their shelf* aLeXa!!!

Alexa: *lights up*

Them: PLAY DESPACITO