criminarchy:

criminarchy:

criminarchy:

criminarchy:

I can’t. Stop thinking about cured!sparkeater Perceptor where he’s as functioning as a normal healthy mech but he’s, like, still a sparkeater.

Perceptor: [peeks into the medibay] Heeeeey, Ratchet. How ar-

Ratchet: I’m not letting you use the morgue as a snack booth, Perceptor.

Perceptor: okay. alright.

Perceptor’s giving some presentation and right in the middle of it he has to pause, excuse himself, vomit acid all over the floor, and then he just resumes as if nothing happened.

Perceptor: before, I used to have to pause from my work in order to strangle Brainstorm for being a Little Shit, but now I can do so AND continue working at the same time, thanks to my Sparkeater Tentacles™

Here’s a concept: 

Perceptor/Brainstorm tentacle porn w/ Percy’s Sparkeater Tentacles™