simonalkenmayer:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

This is horrifyingly amazing.

My grandpa had (I think might still have) one of these on the wall but it’d say little phases like “I’m the other white meat!” or something like that, and if you pressed it enough it’d start singing “Bad to the Bone” for like, eight seconds.